Fitness, Fuel, and Fun

Posted on August 28, 2008
Filed Under Chief Blogging Officer

When you sit out on the back porch on a starry night ruminating on the meaning of life, puffing on a pipe and sipping on a cognac in your smoking jacket and boxer briefs, you are inevitably going to boil it down to three things: fitness, fuel, and fun. This is what our store is all about, and we try to keep the complex simple, and the simple even simpler. That’s why everyone should shop at Fit Fuel.

Why over-complicate things unnecessarily? Let’s run this down. Why do you need to be fit? The first thing that comes to mind is that you cannot be fly if you are fat. Jack Nicholson is perhaps the only exception, and he is old, rich, and famous, so he is different than you and me. If you are not fit, you will not attract the correct members of the opposite sex, and you may even find it difficult to get into the hottest clubs. And you will most definitely find it quite difficult to get into the hottest duds, and it’s hard to be flossin’ when you be a chubs, see what I mean? So fitness is key, and that’s why we decided to have a store that offers all kinds of stuff that helps people stay healthy and fit.

Now fuel comes next. You need fuel to keep your machines running, but that is somebody else’s department. We figured that the human body needs sustenance to keep it going, and this is what we call fuel. We provide you with fuel for the body, mind, and soul, and we intend to keep our fingers on the pulse of the evolving trends in nutritional supplementation and natural and organic foods. We can provide you with much of what you need to fuel your lifestyle, and we endeavor to continue to add to our offerings so that all of our customers can become the uber-people that are lying in wait inside of them.

And lastly, but certainly not leastly, life is about having fun. The aim of the game is to feel real good. In order to feel real good, you need to be fit. There is a lyric in an old Jethro Tull song: “I wouldn’t want to be a fat man, I’ve not the patience to ignore all that,” and I think Ian Anderson hit the nail on the head. Even if you are not totally fit at present, to feel good about yourself, you at least need to be working toward it and seeing steady improvement in your conditioning. As long as you feel a sense of moving forward, it’s generally all good and you can enjoy the journey.

If you are not properly fueled, it’s going to be hard to have fun. I have to admit that sometimes I feel sleepy during the day, and I suddenly realize that I forgot to eat. It’s not fun to feel tired, so fuel is key. That’s why we offer so many different ways to fuel your experience of living. We want to infuse you with nature and nutritional necessities, organic and herbal remedies, knowledge, inspiration, optimal hydration and yogic meditation. Your condition is our mission, there is no glass, and there is no ceiling on fitness and health and natural healing. We care how you feel, and we keep it real, and that is word up…the real deal.

There, now you have it. Fitness, fuel, and fun, and enjoy the night when your work is done!