Top 10 Reasons Not To Worry About The Economy

Posted on September 16, 2008
Filed Under Chief Blogging Officer

10.) Alfred E. Neuman isn’t worried.

9.) Money can’t buy happiness.

8.) The oil companies are doing well, and their profits will surely trickle down.

7.) Foreclosures are stimulating the extended stay motel industry.

6.) We can certainly trust those who have broken things to fix them, can’t we?

5.) Park benches are more comfortable than they look.

4.) Since you can’t get credit, you’ll stay out of debt.

3.) You have a valuable baseball card collection somewhere, right?

2.) Money is the root of all evil, so your lack of it is spiritually enriching.

1.) President Bush and others have assured us that the economy is fundamentally sound.

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